Originally Posted by viperormiata
(Post 601988)
Fag. Welcome back.
Originally Posted by rider384
(Post 601992)
There's a big puddle of coolant under my car :cry:
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Originally Posted by levnubhin
(Post 601788)
Why do we even bother?! :drool: Stock motor, trans and rear end. WTF!
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Welcome back buffon, glad to see your exile didn't last too long!
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Originally Posted by lordrigamus
(Post 602002)
Welcome back buffon, glad to see your exile didn't last too long!
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The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all the condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
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^^^ That cartoon is great! HA!
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Sold the Saab tonight....RPF1's headed my way this Saturday.
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Someone tell me why I shouldn't part my car, pick up an NC, boost it and get an MS front bumper cover.
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Originally Posted by levnubhin
(Post 602082)
Someone tell me why I shouldn't part my car, pick up an NC, boost it and get an MS front bumper cover.
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Damn that NC looks good.
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lol @ bullshit fees
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$6 added to a toll less than a buck? Give them a dollar and tell them to stuff it.
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Geeez, talk about fiscal rape.
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Originally Posted by rleete
(Post 602089)
$6 added to a toll less than a buck? Give them a dollar and tell them to stuff it.
Nice post-count btw. |
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Oooo...staggeredness! Now that's fucking cool. Test fit FTW!
Do they run dynamic flow simulations before the make the test parts? |
Originally Posted by lordrigamus
(Post 602101)
Oooo...staggeredness! Now that's fucking cool. Test fit FTW!
Do they run dynamic flow simulations before the make the test parts? |
Anyone wanna go halfsies on a RS account?
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I just realized something.
In the film "2001" (made in 1968) all of the video screens depicted are flat-panel displays. In the sequel "2010" (made in 1984) all of the video screens (except for one) are CRTs. In the real 2001, CRTs were the dominant display technology. In 2010, however, they have been almost entirely supplanted by flat-panel monitors. This is the kind of shit that keeps me up at night. |
Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 602105)
I don't know...but the 3d printer stuff on youtube is awesome.
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 602110)
I just realized something.
In the film "2001" (made in 1968) all of the video screens depicted are flat-panel displays. In the sequel "2010" (made in 1984) all of the video screens (except for one) are CRTs. In the real 2001, CRTs were the dominant display technology. In 2010, however, they have been almost entirely supplanted by flat-panel monitors. This is the kind of shit that keeps me up at night. Once again Kubrick was way out in front. I think that movie still looks great even after all this time. The warp sequence is starting to look a little dated, like the flying pyramid things for example. But it is still fun to watch. 2001 was a better movie anyway. Except Helen Mirren is kind of hot in 2010, in that Russian butch I'll-fuck-you-then-kill-you kind of way. |
Originally Posted by ZX-Tex
(Post 602132)
Rapid prototyping FTW. We have a couple of machines at work, very handy. No I cannot make anyone an intake manifold.
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Yeah sure I'll hang out with you until your boyfriend gets home. :mad:
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Originally Posted by turotufas
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Yeah sure I'll hang out with you until your boyfriend gets home. :mad:
Show me some titties or something! http://www.ihasaids.com/upload/data/1279154830.gif Attachment 195999 |
Here we have black, pants-less, pregnant prostitutes fighting outside a burger king, with men fighting the women, pot smoking, and eventually a woman wrecking into a cop. It gets better and better with every minute.
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Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 602165)
Here we have black, pants-less, pregnant prostitutes fighting outside a burger king, with men fighting the women, pot smoking, and eventually a woman wrecking into a cop
Within the first minute, I'm saying to myself "that's gotta be Oakland." Then I stopped the video and saw the title. It's Oakland. True story. |
Originally Posted by joe perez
(Post 602167)
i didn't notice the title of the video before i played it.
Within the first minute, i'm saying to myself "that's gotta be oakland." then i stopped the video and saw the title. It's oakland. True story. |
Gotta love the nig hitting the blunt and coughing non-stop, Oakland FTW
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Originally Posted by ZX-Tex
(Post 602135)
Once again Kubrick was way out in front. I think that movie still looks great even after all this time. The warp sequence is starting to look a little dated, like the flying pyramid things for example. But it is still fun to watch.
In some ways, Kubrik nailed it. In other ways... For instance, when Floyd has a layover at the space station on his way to Clavius, he stops to make a phone call. On the one hand, they've got hi-res, hi-framerate videophones. On the other, he makes the call from a phone booth, and when his daughter answers, we find that his wife can't come to the phone because she's out shopping, so he says he'll call back next week. Totally missed the whole idea of mobile phones. Amusing observation: Most of the computer displays in 2001 are roughly square. All of the video displays (the phone booth, the immigration checkpoint, and the TVs on Discovery) are roughly 16:9, however they're in portrait, rather than landscape orientation. 2001 was a better movie anyway. Except Helen Mirren is kind of hot in 2010, in that Russian butch I'll-fuck-you-then-kill-you kind of way. In 2001, exterior shots are silent, save for the sounds coming from inside the helmet of whoever is witnessing the scene. In 2010, most of the exterior shots (the probe, aerobraking, Max's pod, Discovery's engines firing, the undocking, Jupiter exploding, etc) have nat sound. Gravity and momentum are hugely inconsistent. Stanley Kubrick spent eleventy billion dollars on the first film getting these just right, and Peter Hyams made a hash of it. When they launch the first probe towards Io from Leonov, people are floating around inside the hangar bay. When they launch Max's pod from the same airlock, they have gravity. When Curnow and Brajlovsky first enter the derelict Discovery, they are walking sideways on the forward bulkhead (including the pod bay doors) which is logically consistent with its rotation, however in later sequences inside the same room, and despite the fact that they went to the trouble of replicating the sulphery bootprints on the wall left by the aforementioned, everyone is walking around and leaning against pillars like there's normal gravity. That area of Discovery is not part of the rotating ring. When Chandra is inside HAL's logic center (which is on the same level) he's floating. Heck, when Max and Curnow are moving down the exterior of the spine after initial contact, one moment centrifugal force is thrusting them out towards the sphere, the next moment they're walking upright along spine, and then the next, they're back to centrifugal force kicking their asses again. Inside Leonov, they still have gravity in the habitation module, even when they are coupled to Discovery with the docking clamp, at which point they had shut down the rotation of that module. And on the bridge of Leonov, they always have gravity, except for the one shot where Dr. Floyd floats two pens in the air to illustrate the booster concept to Cpt. Kirbuk. This one is really trivial, but towards the end, HAL makes a point of informing Floyd (who is on Discovery's flight deck) that Dr. Curnow cannot be sending the mysterious message because he is in accessway 2 (and we see a shot of him sitting on his ass in the middle of it). Moments later, Floyd follows the Man Who Was David Bowman down a corridor into the pod bay. They would have had to have taken accessway 2 to get there from the flight deck, as it's the one that goes through the core (ref: 2001.) No way Curnow would have overlooked a dead guy walking past him. For that matter, how can there still be one pod in the bay? There were three to begin with. Poole lost the first one when HAL killed him with it on the second EVA. Then Floyd lost the second pod when he blew the hatch to get back inside Discovery through the manual airlock, and he left with the third one to check out the Monolith (after deactivating HAL) and never came back. Why was Discovery spinning when they first found it? The official explanation is that after the ship powered down, the rotating ring gradually coasted to a stop, with the result that the ring's angular momentum was coupled into the hull. Makes sense. But this should have caused the ship to rotate in yaw around the center of the sphere, yet it was rotating in pitch around the center of the spine. Ok, I admit it. I'm a geek. Still, 2010 was a good film. But seriously- anybody who has never seen 2001, download it now. You have my permission to fast-forward through the first 20 minutes. I'll summarize: There are apes. Then there is a monolith. Then the apes discover the use of tools. Viola! Man. |
I hesitate to call 2001 a movie for the reason that half of the movie are arbitrary screens and ominous music in 20 minute increments.
EDIT: Oh also, ITT: Joe reveals his life (Or lack thereof) |
Yeah, the whole Stargate scene (and the pyramids in particular) were a bit Pink Floyd. But hey, it was the 60s. :D In some ways, Kubrik nailed it. In other ways... For instance, when Floyd has a layover at the space station on his way to Clavius, he stops to make a phone call. On the one hand, they've got hi-res, hi-framerate videophones. On the other, he makes the call from a phone booth, and when his daughter answers, we find that his wife can't come to the phone because she's out shopping, so he says he'll call back next week. Totally missed the whole idea of [i]mobile phones. Amusing observation: Most of the computer displays in 2001 are roughly square. All of the video displays (the phone booth, the immigration checkpoint, and the TVs on Discovery) are roughly 16:9, however they're in portrait, rather than landscape orientation. There are a lot of trivial details in 2010 that bug me. In 2001, exterior shots are silent, save for the sounds coming from inside the helmet of whoever is witnessing the scene. In 2010, most of the exterior shots (the probe, aerobraking, Max's pod, Discovery's engines firing, the undocking, Jupiter exploding, etc) have nat sound. Gravity and momentum are hugely inconsistent. Stanley Kubrick spent eleventy billion dollars on the first film getting these just right, and Peter Hyams made a hash of it. When they launch the first probe towards Io from Leonov, people are floating around inside the hangar bay. When they launch Max's pod from the same airlock, they have gravity. When Curnow and Brajlovsky first enter the derelict Discovery, they are walking sideways on the forward bulkhead (including the pod bay doors) which is logically consistent with its rotation, however in later sequences inside the same room, and despite the fact that they went to the trouble of replicating the sulphery bootprints on the wall left by the aforementioned, everyone is walking around and leaning against pillars like there's normal gravity. That area of Discovery is not part of the rotating ring. When Chandra is inside HAL's logic center (which is on the same level) he's floating. Heck, when Max and Curnow are moving down the exterior of the spine after initial contact, one moment centrifugal force is thrusting them out towards the sphere, the next moment they're walking upright along spine, and then the next, they're back to centrifugal force kicking their asses again. Inside Leonov, they still have gravity in the habitation module, even when they are coupled to Discovery with the docking clamp, at which point they had shut down the rotation of that module. And on the bridge of Leonov, they always have gravity, except for the one shot where Dr. Floyd floats two pens in the air to illustrate the booster concept to Cpt. Kirbuk. This one is really trivial, but towards the end, HAL makes a point of informing Floyd (who is on Discovery's flight deck) that Dr. Curnow cannot be sending the mysterious message because he is in accessway 2 (and we see a shot of him sitting on his ass in the middle of it). Moments later, Floyd follows the Man Who Was David Bowman down a corridor into the pod bay. They would have had to have taken accessway 2 to get there from the flight deck, as it's the one that goes through the core (ref: 2001.) No way Curnow would have overlooked a dead guy walking past him. For that matter, how can there still be one pod in the bay? There were three to begin with. Poole lost the first one when HAL killed him with it on the second EVA. Then Floyd lost the second pod when he blew the hatch to get back inside Discovery through the manual airlock, and he left with the third one to check out the Monolith (after deactivating HAL) and never came back. Why was Discovery spinning when they first found it? The official explanation is that after the ship powered down, the rotating ring gradually coasted to a stop, with the result that the ring's angular momentum was coupled into the hull. Makes sense. But this should have caused the ship to rotate in yaw around the center of the sphere, yet it was rotating in pitch around the center of the spine. But seriously- anybody who has never seen 2001, download it now. You have my permission to fast-forward through the first 20 minutes. I'll summarize: There are apes. Then there is a monolith. Then the apes discover the use of tools. Viola! Man. |
Originally Posted by ZX-Tex
(Post 602231)
Well, technically I guess Clarke missed it. But he gets a pass since he predicted/imagined telecom satellites.
Yes, I hate that in any space movie. It is an obvious departure from reality. They did get that right(er) in the new Star Trek movie. At the beginning when the Federation ship is being attacked by the Romulans, an exploding hull gives way and sucks a crew member (red shirter?) out of the hull. The 'camera' follows the crew member, and when they are outside of the ship, the sound drops out. The whole intermittent gravity thing is annoying. That is also another one that is used in other space movies. OK, Joe, holy shit how did you catch that one? EDIT: Actually, that might work IF the ring is in configuration #2 below. Accessway 1 would be to one side, 2 would be in the middle, and 3 would be on the other side. But still, there should be no gravity in the accessways to hold Curnow's ass to the floor. Hell, the whole ship is just a piece of fiction anyway... In fact, when they are walking the spine, I think the starfield in the background is rotating the wrong way, such that they would be walking along the trailing edge of the ship. Thus they would be pulled away from and not forced into the ship. OK I forget which way the ring rotated relative to the long axis to the ship. We'll give directions from the point of view of a person standing outside Discovery directly in front of it, looking back towards the ship. And we know that the ship is tumbling in pitch (falling forward, if you will) based on the orientation of the engine nozzles, the flight deck window, and the main antenna when they first approach it. 1: Envision that from top to bottom there are three decks. The flight deck is on top, then the ring (on its side, with the "axle" that the ring rotates on running top to bottom) and then the pod bay is at the bottom. I think that this configuration is best supported by 2001, even though the ring probably wouldn't fit into the available space between the pod bay and the flight deck. This configuration would cause Discovery to tumble in yaw around the sphere as the ring coasted down. 2: The ring's axle might run from front to back (coaxial with the spine), such that the ring is behind the flight deck and the pod bay. And in this orientation, the ship would wind up simply rolling around the long axis of the spine- not very visually dramatic. 3: The only configuration that would cause the ship to tumble in pitch would place the ring's center axle running from left to right, and this would cause the ring itself to run right through the middle of both the flight deck and the pod bay. And even at that, the center of rotation would still be the sphere, and not the middle of the spine. Holy cow... I can't believe I thought that hard about this. I think I've actually just lost respect for myself. I have had far too much to drink tonight, and it is officially time for bed. |
Injoy.
Mortal Kombat, coming to theaters in 2013. I hope we live to see it.
Aaaaand these homosexuals dancing. |
Originally Posted by Bond
(Post 602170)
Gotta love the nig hitting the blunt and coughing non-stop, Oakland FTW
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Daisy.....daisy.......dddaaaaaiiiissssyyyy
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Originally Posted by shuiend
(Post 602245)
Now only if he had a 40 of Old English in his other hand the movie would be complete.
That video is great! People wonder how stereotypes just create themselves out of nothing... well they don't come from nothing obviously. They are doing great for the advancement of their own people and for the view of other people towards them. |
Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
(Post 602251)
:giggle: People were making fun of my giant jug of Arizona tea all day, since it was like 42oz. "There goes Jesse with his 40".
That video is great! People wonder how stereotypes just create themselves out of nothing... well they don't come from nothing obviously. They are doing great for the advancement of their own people and for the view of other people towards them. |
LOL at the random white girls in the zoo video. :giggle:
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Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.'' She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we have never had any problems. 'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on..' She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.' Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.' Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine.' Mike did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.' Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.' __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
Originally Posted by hustler
(Post 602165)
Here we have black, pants-less, pregnant prostitutes fighting outside a burger king, with men fighting the women, pot smoking, and eventually a woman wrecking into a cop. It gets better and better with every minute.
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Originally Posted by levnubhin
(Post 602298)
Wow, who says we don't need population control?
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Originally Posted by shuiend
(Post 602303)
I say we don't need population control. If we had it how could i waste 10 minutes at work laughing my ass off.
Okay fine, how about we build an island and move all worthless people there. Setup cameras and it can be a reality show for our pleasure? __________________ Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote |
Originally Posted by levnubhin
(Post 602317)
Okay fine, how about we build an island and move all worthless people there. Setup cameras and it can be a reality show for our pleasure?
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Originally Posted by levnubhin
(Post 602317)
Okay fine, how about we build an island and move all worthless people there. Setup cameras and it can be a reality show for our pleasure?
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Originally Posted by levnubhin
(Post 602317)
Okay fine, how about we build an island and move all worthless people there. Setup cameras and it can be a reality show for our pleasure?
that's racist. |
Originally Posted by shuiend
(Post 602320)
You might be on to something. I am going to get in contact with MTV. We just got to make sure we get the cast from Jersey Shore in.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
(Post 602322)
that's racist.
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I dont want to sell the hard top now 8(
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I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to
be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?' She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.' Her parents beamed. 'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.' She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?' I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.' Her parents still aren't speaking to me. |
Originally Posted by gospeed81
(Post 602328)
I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to
be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?' She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.' Her parents beamed. 'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.' She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?' I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.' Her parents still aren't speaking to me. |
Lmao ^^ nice one.
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Originally Posted by Bond
(Post 602331)
is this IRL, pretty good stuff either way
God I LOVE cops... |
What are you doing?
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 602235)
Holy cow... I can't believe I thought that hard about this. I think I've actually just lost respect for myself.
One last thing though, I agree with the Battlestar Galactica thing. I have not watched the series, and have just caught a glimpse of a couple of episodes. However I did see a scene with the fighters maneuvering in space, and though that it was pretty cool how they were showing the 'flight' characteristics and acceleration forces working. Much more realistic. |
Originally Posted by levnubhin
(Post 602339)
What are you doing?
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i just ordered 144 mt.net shirts.
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Originally Posted by lordrigamus
(Post 602350)
Surfin MT.net. and random porn sites. What are you doing?
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