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mgeoffriau 03-18-2011 10:18 AM

I don't give points for effort, nor for flawless execution of a flawed concept.

gearhead_318 03-18-2011 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 703102)
lol, look at how fucking ugly this is:
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5136/...9e379451_b.jpg

Not a fan of the wheels or fitment, but thre rest looks good.

pusha 03-18-2011 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by revlimiter (Post 703236)
Say what you want about Breezy's car, but you have to agree with this: it's not just another CR clone with XXRs and Fatlace/illest stickers.

I dig it. I think it needs flares in the worst way, but I dig it.

Fuck him, he's a retard and you play with dolls.

revlimiter 03-18-2011 11:19 AM

^ 2 words: striped polo. :giggle:

BTW, I found this.

http://tyrestretch.com/cache/10_195_...yo_T1R_595.jpg

I'd like to retract some of my previous statements. I hate this.

Doppelgänger 03-18-2011 11:20 AM

Oh shutup you raftbuilder. (refering to dickbag...err...pusha)

Oscar 03-18-2011 02:35 PM

Will I be the only one fapping to the Ferrari 458 during the 12Hrs of Sebring qualy and race this weekend?

Joe Perez 03-18-2011 08:08 PM

Have you always wanted the look of real hood pins, but didn't want to drill holes through your hood? Well the wait is over. Genuine imitation hood pins are now available. Yes, for only $40 a set, these adhesive-backed doo-dads will stick onto the outside of your hood and announce to the world "I have such a bad-ass car that a mere spring-loaded latch alone is not sufficient to contain the raw, brute power of my stock engine (with colored plug wires and custom hot-air intake)"

http://www.miatamania.com/Graphics/P...40_Miata_1.jpg

pusha 03-18-2011 08:13 PM


Originally Posted by revlimiter (Post 703283)
^ 2 words: striped polo. :giggle:

BTW, I found this.

http://tyrestretch.com/cache/10_195_...yo_T1R_595.jpg

I'd like to retract some of my previous statements. I hate this.

Cue F1 argument.


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 703286)
Oh shutup you raftbuilder. (refering to dickbag...err...pusha)

You fuckin' knows you loves me.

pusha 03-18-2011 08:13 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 703482)
Have you always wanted the look of real hood pins, but didn't want to drill holes through your hood? Well the wait is over. Genuine imitation hood pins are now available. Yes, for only $40 a set, these adhesive-backed doo-dads will stick onto the outside of your hood and announce to the world "I have such a bad-ass car that a mere spring-loaded latch alone is not sufficient to contain the raw, brute power of my stock engine (with colored plug wires and custom hot-air intake)"

http://www.miatamania.com/Graphics/P...40_Miata_1.jpg

I've ordered two sets because my car has two cylinder banks.

Joe Perez 03-18-2011 08:15 PM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 703485)
I've ordered two sets because my car has two cylinder banks.

Why stop there? Line the whole perimeter of your hood with them. Let the whole world know that the reason Fukushima Unit 6 didn't melt down is because you stole the reactor out of it three years ago, and it's now under your hood!

Pen2_the_penguin 03-18-2011 08:33 PM

I hate the stretched tires... for one, its really bad to run on such a deformed tire...

two, its just really really stupid.

Every time I see a slammed car with stretched tires, I always think if this shit I saw last year or so


I say man the fuck up and get some real rubber to fill in the width of your wheels.

They have the same traction as if they were running bike tires.

rider384 03-18-2011 11:14 PM

I've always thought that someone should invent slightly tapered tires so that the super-camber folks can at least retain their car's braking abilities.

pusha 03-18-2011 11:30 PM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 703564)
I've always thought that someone should invent slightly tapered tires so that the super-camber folks can at least retain their car's braking abilities.

Nah, you'd interfere with what Darwin said.

pusha 03-19-2011 02:11 AM

Sometimes, I'm really behind fads and shit because I spend so much time porking 19-year-old, freshman girls. I think I'm going to buy a chopper.

Pen2_the_penguin 03-19-2011 02:46 AM

so jealous of you fuckers that have public ethanol stations... Cheap awesome gas.

turotufas 03-19-2011 04:44 AM

I got played for a black and mild tonight. Fuckin' thick asian chicks...

NA6C-Guy 03-19-2011 04:43 PM

I'm becoming an Ebay addict...

$1000 made in the last 2 weeks selling "junk" that would have otherwise sat and rusted away, or would have become outdated.

*looks around for other shit to sell*

pusha 03-19-2011 05:02 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 703789)
I'm becoming an Ebay addict...

$1000 made in the last 2 weeks selling "junk" that would have otherwise sat and rusted away, or would have become outdated.

*looks around for other shit to sell*

Dude, the shit works.

gearhead_318 03-19-2011 09:15 PM


Originally Posted by Pusha (Post 703624)
Sometimes, I'm really behind fads and shit because I spend so much time porking 19-year-old, freshman girls. I think I'm going to buy a chopper.

What, a turbo'd miata, a Corvette and all the alcohol a 19 y/o girl can drink (+ a WRX STI if you decided to buy it) not making it easy enough to get laid?

Yes? Get a sportbike, choppers are for fags:

I'm bike-curious myself.

pusha 03-19-2011 10:12 PM


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318 (Post 703838)
What, a turbo'd miata, a Corvette and all the alcohol a 19 y/o girl can drink (+ a WRX STI if you decided to buy it) not making it easy enough to get laid?

Yes? Get a sportbike, choppers are for fags:

I'm bike-curious myself.

Be careful with that shit, bitch-ass fagggot.

http://forum.imcdb.org/util.ks?page=forum_attach&id=312


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