I made an effort to make sure my wife knows what my favorite donut is; you never know when this vital sposal information is needed.

 

I thought that was the point of Linux. So it takes you forever to do something trivial.

god what a cool country


very funny, but not quite poetic.


Because Fat People

And when was the last time you burned 4000 calories at the gym?

 

i used to eat a bloomin' onion, thing of cheese fries, and an alice springs chicken for dinner. every weekend, for at least 6 months or so.

 

I can't decide if I'm more concerned over what that did to your health, or the fact that you went to Outback on a weekly basis.

 

Yodo!

 

I don't doubt that story as I recall the pics you posted when you blew your entire per diem in one Outback meal.

 

such a good dinner.

 

I like to open the box of assorted donuts and cut 4 different donuts in to quarters. Then, I like to take one quarter of each of the 4 different donuts - thus, diversifying my donut portfolio. This does not really work with a box of glazed-only donuts, obviously.

Also, quit being a whiny Obama-supporting victim and take some personal responsibility.

 

There used to be a waiter at the Outback who would fake an Australian accent, that is until I invited my Aussie friend, Adam, to come eat with me. I didn't prep him for the waiter's bs routine and his reaction was priceless. He just busted out laughing and asked the poor kid where in Oz he was from. Things were made worse when he kept it up and Adam started to get offended. We never got our meals and ended up at te PF Changs across the street. Adam still has yet to eat at an Outback and verify the food's authenticity.

 

I like to make my rich friends buy me a dozen donuts, then i give them away to the homeless. The box suddenly is filled with 18 donuts, and we repeat the process.

im a liberal and like l ron hubbard.

 

The 90s called, they want their laptop back.

 

They'll have to search wherever the trashman takes the trash... (laptop was purchased new in 2005)

 

Finally! Chrome had been driving me crazy -- Flash content, particularly Youtube videos, were slowing down (and occasionally freezing) the browser. MLB.TV wouldn't play at all. It was a pain.

Found a page that suggested disabling the integrated Flash player and letting Chrome use the computer's Flash installation. Works a treat.

 

Anyone here ever get a deep ear cleaning? Man, they pulled some AWESOME stuff out of there.

 

When did Windows Disk Defragmenter lose its visual display? I liked that. A lot better than a swirling circle and a line that says "This may take from a few minutes to a few hours."

 

Btw, Krispy kreme is giving free donuts today for Pirate Day.

 

lol @ vintage computing.

 

Mmmmmm donuts.

I missed out on the free KK :(

Fuck.

 

Saw a Tesla Model S on the way into work this morning.

It touches me in all my environmentalist car enthusiast spots just fine.