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#1745
OK, so
This morning someone rings my doorbell as I'm drinking coffee in my pajamas. To give you a visual, I'm wearing pajama pants with Superman logo all over them.
This huge like 6'5 UPS delivery guy is standing there holding a box. He STARES at me in a really creepy way. I take one look at the box, and I understand what's happening.
My package from Monk
He rigged the poppers to go off as you open the box, so I get a nice blast of gunpowder and glitter ****** in my face and now my living room stinks like poppers.
WELL PLAYED SIR