I'm pretty much the best thing on the internet. You're welcome.

 

Hopefully I'm not in the noob-hammer scope by now.

 

The best part, by far, is your modesty and humility

 

He's always said they are his best attributes.

 

OK, so

This morning someone rings my doorbell as I'm drinking coffee in my pajamas. To give you a visual, I'm wearing pajama pants with Superman logo all over them.

This huge like 6'5 UPS delivery guy is standing there holding a box. He STARES at me in a really creepy way. I take one look at the box, and I understand what's happening.

My package from Monk






He rigged the poppers to go off as you open the box, so I get a nice blast of gunpowder and glitter ****** in my face and now my living room stinks like poppers.

WELL PLAYED SIR

 

So did you just order a *****, or did you get car parts?

 

That PutinCat is amazing....Monk strikes again!

 

The silicone tape.

 

Another success! I had a really paranoid moment in which I thought I actually forgot to put the tape in the box because I was so focused on the project.

 

^

 

I showed my wife, she couldn't stop laughing

Propped

 

I hope it made her Valentine's Day extra special.

 

What's this magical tape everyone's been buying?

 

Monk had some extra rolls of silicon tape he gave out.

 

Call me a noob, but silicon tape?

 

Pretty much the best **** ever. Its also known as rescue tape. Sticks to itself like nothing else. Fuses together and looks good.

 

Appreciate it. I think I've heard of rescue tape, but never had any, and therefore never used any. I'd ask what the primary uses are, but that would come off as a really dumb question.

 

anything.

but for us, mainly wiring looms and such

 

Its pretty cheap, just buy some and check it out:

 

Good deal, I might just grab some of that.