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Old 08-29-2008, 02:36 PM   #101
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What's your point Thucy? At a leasurely pace with bald *** tires I do it one handed while holding a conversation. The point its people got good at it and there are sets criteria for a good drift. For example...initiation. I'll bet in your old bug your tires didn't really kick out till abouyt the apex or certainly not until you were actually turning. Early initiation, as in sliding before the turn is one.
Actually Mx, I would begin the rear-end slide before entering the turn by turning the steering wheel in the opposite direction of the turn before snapping it back in the direction of turn. The momentum of the bug in the turn direction would continue rotating the rear end around until I counter-steered to bring it back into balance. Those twenty-five or so H.P. were a handful.

Sadly, I was never graded on my efforts. And unless you get points for smoke generation (yawn), I imagine my '67 VW bug would have been a contender. Come to think it of, the car did make it's share of smoke, only not from the tires.
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.... a dick cast in diamonds.
Damn, you can get that done? I swear, that body art **** is getting out of hand. Hmmm, wonder if it's painful.
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Actually Mx, I would begin the rear-end slide before entering the turn by turning the steering wheel in the opposite direction of the turn before snapping it back in the direction of turn. The momentum of the bug in the turn direction would continue rotating the rear end around until I counter-steered to bring it back into balance. Those twenty-five or so H.P. were a handful.

Sadly, I was never graded on my efforts. And unless you get points for smoke generation (yawn), I imagine my '67 VW bug would have been a contender. Come to think it of, the car did make it's share of smoke, only not from the tires.
Haha, wrong. Take any type of timed racing; you have to use the exact same elements; speed, correct line, apex, etc. Just take out the time, and add clipping points...all while doing everything sideways. Not as easy as it as you may thin, and maybe you need to actually take a look at it.
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It would be much more amusing to me if the swear filter changed d-riftt to buttsex, d-rifting to buttsexing and d-rifter to buttsexer ... instead of the now ******** deal.

But that's just me.
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:56 PM   #105
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You are taking what I said out of context. I was simply referring to the attitude of most of the drivers from Spec Miata, auto-x, etc as elitist "cockfag ********," who think that they are better than everyone else. They seem to be highly abundant in these sports, and don't really like to talk to anyone that isn't as cool as they are, and doesn't have a dick cast in diamonds.
Technically, my dick is cut from a single diamond. You can't really cast diamond, as it's a naturally occurring coherent crystal lattice with a higher melting point than, well, pretty much everything. The next closest thing, I suspect, would be to use diamond dust suspended in a polymer adhesive to create a moldable paste, which is probably closer to the sort of thing that dicks are made of in the buttsex motorsports scene.


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because without the culture, there would be no motorsports, except rich asshats driving their 100k cars around their tracks paved in gold.
Instead, we have poor asshats pretending to be rich asshats, driving their $3k cars with $25k worth of credit-card funded body panels, rimz, paintjobs and so forth, wearing "sponsor decals" that they actually had to pay for, driving around tracks paved with the ruined remains of good taste and decorum.

There are some areas in life where answers are clear and unambiguous. Math, physics, electrical engineering, but also football, chess, golf, paintball, motor racing... Whether competing against a clock, your fellow man, or the immutable laws of nature, there is a rigidly defined ruleset, a clear cut sense of truth and falsehood right and wrong, winner and loser.

Then we have the less tangible activities. Philosophy, men's gymnastics, the Democratic National Convention, buttsex... All basically consist of a bunch of **** posing before an audience, hoping to win a popularity contest like so many teenage girls.


To paraphrase Barnard Hughes as grampa, "Too many damn posers."
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:10 PM   #106
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Then we have the less tangible activities. Philosophy, men's gymnastics, the Democratic National Convention, buttsex... All basically consist of a bunch of **** posing before an audience, hoping to win a popularity contest like so many teenage girls.


To paraphrase Barnard Hughes as grampa, "Too many damn posers."



Well said Joe
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Old 08-29-2008, 03:13 PM   #107
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Technically, my dick is cut from a single diamond. You can't really cast diamond, as it's a naturally occurring coherent crystal lattice with a higher melting point than, well, pretty much everything. The next closest thing, I suspect, would be to use diamond dust suspended in a polymer adhesive to create a moldable paste, which is probably closer to the sort of thing that dicks are made of in the buttsex motorsports scene.


Instead, we have poor asshats pretending to be rich asshats, driving their $3k cars with $25k worth of credit-card funded body panels, rimz, paintjobs and so forth, wearing "sponsor decals" that they actually had to pay for, driving around tracks paved with the ruined remains of good taste and decorum.

There are some areas in life where answers are clear and unambiguous. Math, physics, electrical engineering, but also football, chess, golf, paintball, motor racing... Whether competing against a clock, your fellow man, or the immutable laws of nature, there is a rigidly defined ruleset, a clear cut sense of truth and falsehood right and wrong, winner and loser.

Then we have the less tangible activities. Philosophy, men's gymnastics, the Democratic National Convention, buttsex... All basically consist of a bunch of **** posing before an audience, hoping to win a popularity contest like so many teenage girls.


To paraphrase Barnard Hughes as grampa, "Too many damn posers."
Refering to diamonds, "dick cast in diamonds"; as the process of having diamonds wrapped around your dick, much like a cast. Maybe a better phrase for you to understand would be "having diamonds cut, then cast upon their dicks." Works well for you? good.

Having "buttsexing" being a judged sport does have its downfalls; politics, drama, favorites...etc. It happens everywhere, and most sactioning bodies in "buttsex" really take pride in judging based upon how tight one takes the line, correct apex, distance from clipping point. Sorry that there isn't some sort of device that measures everything so we don't have to depend on judges. But, we are starting, for instace the "drift box"; measuring speed, angle, g's, and many other physical properties measured from a moving car to give judges a more accurate picture of who is performing better. It is still nice though, to not have a sport where judging and placement is solely based upon machines, where maybe the person with more crowd support, like an underdog, may get a second chance.

I love it.
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That's great. Why do you have 2 screen names?
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It is still nice though, to not have a sport where judging and placement is solely based upon machines, where maybe the person with more crowd support, like an underdog, may get a second chance.

I love it.

I've never been so bored in my life as when watching ********...hell I barely enjoy watching real racing. The only thing that excited me was when the guy in the 240 tried to show off after his run, and slide right into a tire wall. he drove off without his bumper, and we all laughed at him.
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It is still nice though, to not have a sport where judging and placement is solely based upon machines, where maybe the person with more crowd support, like an underdog, may get a second chance.
It's called professional wrestling.
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That's great. Why do you have 2 screen names?
What's it to you Sir?
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What's it to you Sir?
It's been nice knowing you. He's a mod, and usually pretty cranky.
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It's been nice knowing you. He's a mod, and usually pretty cranky.
Haha, I really don't even know what he's talking about...yet, I don't seem to care.
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Take care buttsex boy.
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At least he called the guy that is about to ban him "Sir".
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Haha, I really don't even know what he's talking about...yet, I don't seem to care.
You have two accounts, for whatever reason, and that's a no-no. Even a retard buttsexer like yourself must understand that.
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Hey, I just find it funny that you guys hate it so much as to ban the actual word itself, but yet you guys have yet to prove that you even understand what it actually is. I'm not trying to prove a point at all, because I really don't care; I am really just having fun with the lack of intelligence and over abundance of ignorance on this board.
I totally understand what d rifting or buttsex is about,it's basically the import version of NASCAR.

Just a heads up,if you continue to insult the members on this board,you will have the ban stick shoved up your ***.
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Amazing.
However, against my instincts, I have decided that I will not summon the banstick hastily as I temporarily find you somewhat amusing. But bear in mind my whimsy is likely to change at the fluttering of a butterfly's wings.

However the second screen name that you don't know about will be banned. Open another account, and we'll take more serious measures that insure you will not be able to see the board.
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Did the other account post?
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I totally understand what d rifting or buttsex is about,it's basically the import version of NASCAR.

Just a heads up,if you continue to insult the members on this board,you will have the ban stick shoved up your ***.
Haha. Me, insulting this boards members? Have you bothered to read this thread in its entirety? I don't think it's me that's doing the insulting.
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