OK so curly I guess I should supply some more details around my inability to find this thread last night.

I had a great night last night.

Last night I got pretty seriously wasted. Thankfully, red bull provided me with a semi-alert safety net. I had 24 ounces. I do not do cocaine, but I have heard people do coke to sober up. Red Bull really is a decent substitute. After having the two cans I went from borderline puking to being able to walk straight and also drive home without any fucky stupid drunk driving fails.

I went out with my man-friend and lady-friend, and picked up my GF at the end of the night and went home. As was par normale, we fought most of the way home but in the end, it was a win because i violently fuckyed her. What can I say. True love.

I guess most drunken antics really aren't that impressive post facto. In short, you're just drunk. Much more impressive to have antics when sober.

Does that please you curls?

 

hmmm...

 

why? Because...

 

I still do not understand what fae did last night.
The only thing that will sober you up is time for your liver to get the alcohol out of your blood. Not redbull.
Defiantly not cocaine.

 

At least two people in this thread have not done cocaine.

 

You know what sobers you up really quick, no matter what drug you're on or how drunk you are?

The cops.

 

A positive pregnancy test?

 

What do yall like to eat when you get the drunkem munchies?

I once ate an entire large pizza WITH GARLIC SAUCE DUNT DON DOAAAAAAAA

I;m eathing wheat crisps now ME GUSTA

BEGIN

 

i like to eat three pussies at once but that would be bad for the pathogends

 

nah, use an oral damn

 

Yuab but thebissue is that would be botchy. I not supposed tk do work on the circ. it supposed todo work ovrrr vherrr

 

faeflora, I NO KNOW WHAT YOU SAYEN' BRO!
CLARIFY YO LANGUAGE!!!

 

I eat gummy candy or sun chips,asd i sipp on my whiskeh

 

I eat too much stuff that soaks up my alkeeholl and gets me less drunken

 

yo. Gummy candies soaked in vodka for a day or twoo... sustained drunmken edsss

 

good idea. wil try.

 

You guys are fail. You are supposed to drink on an EMPTY stomach otherwise you waste all the alcohol.

Or

Worse, you get surprise drunk 4 hours after doing a bunch of shots because the booze finally hits your small intestine. That sucks.

 

Keystone Ice 30 racks at the pool today. I hope I can successfully blackout.

 

I liquor, it gets me drunk quicker!
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A good friend of mine leaves for Army basic training tomorrow.
Heres to many good times in past, and many good times to come!


Cheers friend, your gonna do great!

PS
Chesty Puller could kick Patton's ***.