Done.

 

I said I have to get up by then, I generally am sleeping in till 10am or 11am.

 

Bah ha ha ha ha. I can't wait for this response. Watch, he'll call you a retard and say it's not a Honda. Bah ha ha!!!!

 

Thanks. No you're kicking dirt in my face. Here's an e-hug because I love you so much.

 

I bet you get paychecks though. I will give up sleeping in to get pay checks again.

 

Oh snap, you're unemployed? Damn, that sucks man, sorry to hear. I thought you had killer hours or something. Ha ha, sorry, but now I don't feel so bad.

 

Dear Shuiend,

You should sell drugs. I can see you doing it too.

 

What is with people not understanding that fuel tank capacity and MPG are not the same thing?
I overheard someone today say "20 bucks only gets me about a quarter of a tank of gas because I have a big V8"

*facepalm*

 

I got back:

 

I have been unemployed for 2 months now. This is by choice so do not feel to bad. I moved from Northern VA were traffic is a bitch and everything is expensive to Charleston SC. Where I can still go to the beach and surf. I also have savings so I am not hurting to much for money. If I live frugally I could probably go another 6 months before I ran out of money.

I actually thought about it. There was a large cocaine bust down here a couple weeks ago. I thought about getting some cocaine when I was up in the DC area and bringing it down. I could have made some good money.

Or how about you get drugs from the Mexicans, ship them to me in peanut butter bottles and we split the profit?

 

That would work, except I just used all the peanut butter by letting my 2 golden retrievers lick it off my ****. Guess you better get that job tomorow, I bet if you talk like Ron Burgundy they will be forced to hire you.

 

You got a 3 some, I am totally jealous.

 

Anybody want to do my physics homework. I'll paypal you 20 doll hairs.

 

Do the answers have to be correct?

 

Nope. Pay is accordingly.

 

That looks like fun. But I'm not gonna do it. In finite right now, we're manipulating quasi-dimensional objects in space.

 

 

Sleeping till 4pm FTW! Going to bed at 10AM, not so much win.

 

This sucks. I was working two jobs for a while, started at 5am and got off at 9pm every day. I lost the full time gig and now I just work the 5am ****, problem is I don't sleep well before going in and end up sleeping after I get off killing most of my day.

 

Has anyone else seriously had the fantasy of turning a conversion van into a living quarters and taking a road trip in it? I'm talking bed in the back along with a TV, DVD, Game system, stereo system, small generator, the lot.

Am I seriously the only one?

One day...