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Old May 8, 2012 | 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by viperormiata
Makes me cringe just thinking about it, I wonder what their policy is for patients coming in blackout drunk?
Old May 8, 2012 | 09:52 AM
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Yeah, cause that's what's always on my mind when im drunk.
Old May 8, 2012 | 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
Yeah, cause that's what's always on my mind when im drunk.
I guess I could have said that in a better way. Anyway what I meant was schudling the appointment, then on said day getting hamered and having somebody drive you there.
Old May 8, 2012 | 10:02 AM
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still, who would do that? They give you local, they shot your junk, you dont feel a thing and you're done.

you really need to get out of OH...
Old May 8, 2012 | 10:10 AM
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Maybe he doesn't like needles going into his *****. I can't blame him.
Old May 8, 2012 | 10:15 AM
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Why do I really need to get out of Ohio?

And I am in no way comfortable with needles, let alone someone trying to stab me in the ***** with one. Yes I'm a -----.
Old May 8, 2012 | 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by redturbomiata
Why do I really need to get out of Ohio?
you dwell on getting drunk too much.
Old May 8, 2012 | 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
you dwell on getting drunk too much.
College student bro
Old May 8, 2012 | 10:53 AM
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Nature won't like you breaking down your sperm. Straight cancer.
Old May 8, 2012 | 11:17 AM
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No kids for a decade? I'd do it without a local.
Old May 8, 2012 | 12:14 PM
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Interesting.
http://torrentfreak.com/the-avengers...record-120508/
Old May 8, 2012 | 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
Yeah, cause that's what's always on my mind when im drunk.
The only thing on your mind when you are drunk is who gets to be made a mod next on mt.net.
Old May 8, 2012 | 02:09 PM
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I hate idiots...

I hate them so.

I got a call yesterday. It was a unknown number to me, even the area code was foreign so I knew it was not someone I knew. I sent the call to my voice mail. That way if they really needed me for something important they could leave a message, and if they got the wrong number they would realize that when my voice mail said hey this is such n such.

But no! they called back less than a minute later.
Turns out that my name isnt Al, Who friggen would have guessed it? maybe my voicemail? maybe the fact that I sent you to my voicemail. I mean, the least you could have done was apologize instead of just hanging up on me after realizing your mistake.
Old May 8, 2012 | 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by shuiend
The only thing on your mind when you are drunk is who gets to be made a mod next on mt.net.


Me. I will buy scott a Soy cheese calzone in thanks.
Old May 8, 2012 | 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Faeflora
Me. I will buy scott a Soy cheese calzone in thanks.
Soy makes you a girl.




EDIT: Just figured out your relationship problem.
Old May 8, 2012 | 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Faeflora
Me. I will buy scott a Soy cheese calzone in thanks.

i prefer a pepperoni stromboli.
Old May 8, 2012 | 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by redturbomiata
Why do I really need to get out of Ohio?

And I am in no way comfortable with needles, let alone someone trying to stab me in the ***** with one. Yes I'm a -----.
This. I am a complete bitch when it comes to needles. Try to stab one into my ***** and inject my junk, we've got a problem. I would have to be put out, even for such a simple procedure.
Old May 9, 2012 | 04:40 AM
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http://blogs.ajc.com/business-beat/2...-stewart/?cp=1

I read this, and proceeded to lolol. :awesome:
Old May 9, 2012 | 03:53 PM
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I can type with considerable speed and accuracy on a QWERTY keyboard, wherein the letters are scattered practically at random across the surface, on a staggered grid and with seemingly no regard for their proper order or significance.

When I am confronted with a keyboard in which the letters are arranged on a perfectly square grid and placed in sequential order with respect to their position in the alphabet, I am completely stymied and unable to function efficiently.
Old May 9, 2012 | 04:57 PM
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