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Old Jul 20, 2013 | 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by y8s
am I the only one that hangs my ***** out when I **** at a urinal?
No, I also enjoy pulling out your ***** when you **** at the urinal.
Old Jul 20, 2013 | 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
No, I also enjoy pulling out your ***** when you **** at the urinal.
Ah the old MT.net switcherooooooooo
Old Jul 20, 2013 | 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by y8s
am I the only one that hangs my ***** out when I **** at a urinal?
I hang my ***** out at every opportunity.

It doesn't seem fair. In New York State it's been legal since 1992 for women to hang their ***** out in public, but I still get arrested when I hang my ***** out.
Old Jul 20, 2013 | 03:38 PM
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If you don't hang your ***** out, at least when wearing workout shorts, there is always a chance they will slip back up and you **** all over yourself. I pee hands free, so ***** out is the only way to go.

Although with workout shorts you can always try shooting for the "through the shorts leg opening" which is a great alternative.
Old Jul 20, 2013 | 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveC
In New York State it's been legal since 1992 for women to hang their ***** out in public, but I still get arrested when I hang my ***** out.
Women are allowed to do it only if they have a child sucking on them at the time.

Perhaps you should try that and see how it works out.
Old Jul 20, 2013 | 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
Women are allowed to do it only if they have a child sucking on them at the time.

Perhaps you should try that and see how it works out.
does it count if there is thousands of potential children residing in thy *****?
Old Jul 20, 2013 | 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
No, I also enjoy pulling out your ***** when you **** at the urinal.
when I'm rich, I might hire someone for that job.
Old Jul 21, 2013 | 05:19 PM
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I think PG&E just murdered my computer when the power browned out about 4AM this morning. All my tech is on UPS's EXCEPT my desktop... Half the time the system locks up IN THE POST as I try to boot, or it locks trying to complete loading from a CD. No active partition listed on my SSD boot drive according to my laptop.

FML, I have nether the time nor the inclination to deal with this ATM.
Old Jul 21, 2013 | 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by EO2K
PG&E UPS POST CD SSD FML ATM
I'm trying to think of a way to respond to this using only TLAs...
Old Jul 21, 2013 | 08:53 PM
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I aim.
Old Jul 21, 2013 | 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
I'm trying to think of a way to respond to this using only TLAs...
PlusCal would be easier?
Old Jul 21, 2013 | 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by olderguy
PlusCal would be easier?
Old Jul 21, 2013 | 10:10 PM
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Anyone here buy from, or sell stuff at Society6? A friend just told me about it last night, and I've started posting up some of my art that might be worthy of being made into prints, phone cases, t-shirt, ect. , of which you get a small commission off of each sale. If you were a really good artist, I could see making decent supplementary income doing stuff like that. I'm not that good though, sadly. At least not with typical stuff you would see people buying in print form to hang on a wall.
Old Jul 22, 2013 | 12:44 AM
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while live streaming my drunken game playing skillz in skyrim, I epically failed in pouring my beer and resulted in an emergency desk cleanup.
Old Jul 22, 2013 | 12:46 AM
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Cool story?
Old Jul 22, 2013 | 12:47 AM
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its a sad story you son of a bitch.
Old Jul 22, 2013 | 03:49 PM
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Just spent far too long picking out the edible parts from a pomegranate to mix with some yogurt. Now for another half hour of picking skins and stuff from my teeth. This stuff is worse than popcorn.

On the other hand, I'm almost ready to have an MS3basic built by Dimitris.

Also, it is hot as ***** here. *******-sticking-to-leg hot actually.
Old Jul 22, 2013 | 04:05 PM
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Bro do you even heat? It's like 118 every day in here.

I once decided to juice an entire pomegranate. It was the worst tasting thing ever. I can't even look at one now.
Old Jul 22, 2013 | 04:15 PM
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You've seen where I live right? I can do 'dry' heat no problem. Sticky heat that lasts and lasts gets on my nerves.
Old Jul 22, 2013 | 04:21 PM
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Except it's been raining everyday here. Which means sticky heat and 100s. But I feel ya. I'm ready for it to cool down! Love AZ winters.



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