We're a couple years beyond that.

 

So I thought I was going in tomorrow for a check-up, but the doctor office called and apparently I'm getting another camera job and I'm not supposed to eat for a while. should I call and ask for more details or is that annoying?

 

I mean, it's your ***, son.

 

When does suicide become more attractive?

 

when enternal darkness and nothingness is better than some pain mixed in with braineack.

 

What details do you want to know? They're shoving a camera up your but and they don't want it blocked by ----.

Be glad they're not asking you to drink a gallon of go-lightly 12 hours prior. That's what I'm used to seeing for colonoscopy prep.

 

I'd rather have a colonoscopy because at least I could sleep through it and potentially die from the anesthesia.

So seriously, what should I do with my gun since I've been genuinely considering suicide for the last 12-hours? Its the threat of sphincterectomy that's really doing me in.

 

camera up your **** > being shane diesel's bottom > suicide ??

 

You should will them and your car to me.

 

I don't really care to deal with all this ---- (lol), the threat of wearing a diaper for six weeks, the pain, and rectal exams twice per year for the rest of my life. It's not fun and the constant pain and discomfort are also not fun. This is not how I want to live the rest of my life. My GF can take care of the kitty.

 

Kitten of ultimate darkness goes with the car.

 

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lol @ Eneman

 

please post video of your procedure

 

Practice pulling the trigger with your toe.

 

^ This

------- ---- HUSSY, LEARN TO RELAX! All this fear induced ---- clampage is probably the source of your damage.



This isn't the 1980s dude, they aren't going to cut out your anus and give you a bag.

 

you know that he has gov't subsidized health insurance, right?

 

Uh, we actually do that quite regularly, colostomy and ileostomy bags did not go away with the 80's...

 

What I mean is, medical science has advanced somewhat in the last 30 years. Example: My dad was scared to death that they would bag him when he had prostate cancer. Guess what? No bag. Of course, now I need to be more diligent about getting checked...

 

Correct, this is standard issue for a sphincterectomy. I don't get a back but I will get a diaper since I'll be incontinent for 6-weeks.

 

When you eat someones face?