#dfe6ee! You magnificent bastard!

Obviously props to you

 

Not only did he park like a complete dick and should have his car smashed to **** with a baseball bat, but it's a ******* Panamara. Who buys one of those that isn't a complete douchy ********?

 

 

I really want to know what he's using for spray on those cars. Either spray chalk, or car art spray paint. There's a douchebag in a turbo 350z with the loudest ******* exhaust on the planet at my apartment, and he always burns out in the parking lot and parks in the handicap space. It's Toyota Blue, and I want to put a handicapped logo on his hood....

 

Duplicolor makes one called car art. It has to be removed with soapy water, so you get a litte bit extra "**** with" for your money.

 

So when do you plan on making the "for sale" thread?

 

 

I got one I need to post in here. I left a lovely note...

 

Herd mentality.

 

SUVs and Pickup trucks should require a different class license.

 

I was just arguing that in the shop last week. It should cost extra, too, and maybe we'll quit seeing so many single occupant eight passenger vehicles.



RJ: That is an S.U.V; Humans ride in them because they are slowly losing their ability to walk.
Penny: Jeepers, its so big!
Lou: How many humans fit in there?
RJ: Usually, one.

 

Damn it, that's twice (in one day)! I want some butts!!

 

Some people need there's eyes checked

 

While others need to go back to middle school and take English again.

 

Typical day outside my work parking lot.

These are customers of the Yoga studio in the building. I'm pretty sure none of them can park correctly.

 

That looks like my work parking lot. The lines are a little faded, but nobody pays any attention to them anyway. There are usually about 9 great 3/4 spaces that I could squeeze my miata into if I wasn't worried about door dings, so I always end up parking way at the end where there are whole spaces.

 

I usually just park all the way on the other end of the lot out of habit. Besides, my fatass could use the exercise.

 

Battle of the idiots. Mind u the truck on the left is on an end spot.

 

Same here. I don't trust other people to not ding my doors.

 

So I was driving my friends MSM the other day. When I got to my place, there were 2 spots available- 1 next to a handicap, and one next to that one. Since I know people that visit the Indian restaurant here suck at parking and that the handicap spots are rarely used, I opted to park in the spot next to handicap and park all the way to one side of it. I was also only going to be home a very short time.

And my prediction was spot on....





So...I left a note....