Just in time for Halloween:

 

An actual person who I am friends with in real life spends a distressingly large part of her days trying to herd chickens.

This is a futile pursuit.

https://www.facebook.com/shannon.h.gibson.9/videos/10214763684104828/
EDIT: IB Nolan, the auto-FB embed thing is still broken. (Click "edit" on this post and examine the source for proof. There should be a chicken video just above this line. Instead there is nothing.)

EDIT 1.5: And, as if by magic, it suddenly works.

EDIT 1.75: And now it's gone again. Serious question: is the ghost of Erwin Schrödinger employed by IB? I'm trying four different browsers on three different PCs on two different networks.

EDIT 1.875: And now it's back.

(I'm feeling Zeno here...)

EDIT 1.9375: And now it's gone again.

EDIT 1.96875 And back again.

EDIT 2: Also, the feature by which I can click on your username after having posted this post, and be taken to your user page, is returning a "The requested page was not found." error. So, please, feel free to break the forum even harder than you already have. I'll send you the address of the graveyard in which my grandmother is buried, should you with to exhume her corpse and rape it, on the off chance that ******* us all here on MT is not sufficient to placate your carnal desires.

EDIT 2.5: She is buried at the Grandview Cemetery in Chillicothe, Ohio. I can't provide an exact plot number, but the headstone reads "DORIS and RICHARD MOORE," and is kind of pink-ish. Richard passed away in 1977, and Doris in 2010. The address is 300 Brookside Drive, 45601. It's a small, quiet town, so I assume no one will notice you prowling around at night with a shovel. Her grave is the one on the left as you're facing the headstone. Bring lube, as she's been dead for a while.

EDIT 3: Here's me doing it the old-fashioned way, which actually works and which I still prefer, despite the fact that you soulless, mother-raping bastards (IB Nolan) took away the one-click icon from the message-composition window which made it slightly easier:

click to play

 

...

 

Trying to get a little work done, but Mr. Gates had other plans. **** off security kernel.



One down, four to go.



Last time this work was done i was still in high school, but the rumor was that my predecessor had a cot setup in the office.

 

What Joe is actually working on:

 

No idea what I'm looking at there, but I completely empathize with the pain of dealing with a mess of electronics left by one's predecessor.




Getting her personality properly balanced between sugar-sweet and hard core competant has been shockingly hard. I mean, I assumed that the robotics were going to be the tough part, but no, as always, it's the code that's screwing the project timeline.

Locomotion? Easy.

Linguistic response? Easy.

Cognitive reasoning? Easy.

Making sure she doesn't sound like Hustler with a 14" ***** up his *** all the time? Astoundingly complicated.

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/summmertime/videos/10216025131452335/

 

^ = lulz.

We have bands in the studio pretty much every day on the morning show. This morning was a hard-rock string quartet that was pretty good.

 

 

 

 

I feel like I'm missing a pop culture reference here... What does a blow-up doll from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia have to do with bio-warfare?

 

it has to more to do with what Joe is actually working on...

 

I'm working something that is related on a blow-up doll that looks like a character from a TV show? Or is there another Joe involved here?

That's the part I'm missing. I've never watched that show, and have no idea what the doll represents. (I didn't even know it was form the show until I reverse-image-searched it.)

 

I just posted the doll because the dude's expression looks like one. Similar to the image posted below is related to your image and it haz pony.

 

Thank you for pony.

I understand the doll you posted. What you may not be aware of (which I wasn't until I reverse-image-searched it) is that the "guy" in the photo Brainey posted is not a guy, but rather a blow-up doll made to resemble character on the TV show Always Sunny in Philadelphia, which was featured in one of the episodes That photo is a cropped screencap from the episode in question.

THAT is the doll I'm trying to figure out the relevance of. I assume there's some joke you'd only be aware of if you watched the show, which I have not.

 

Ha!
I didn't know that. LOL! I'm not familiar with that show either.

 

That's not at all impressive to me but they are easy on the eyes. I should probably mention I used to be a professional violinist but that fizzled out when I got a better paying job with benefits about 13 years ago. I have an old friend that plays cello with Cirque du Soleil in Vegas. I've been meaning to go see one of the shows she plays in.