Urgj. I hate teying topick up girla. It is stupid as shiz. I greatly prerfer. Aaying duck uou. Whee

 

All i have to say is that it is fukkn awkf segradibg

 

You guys are pathetic. I could be shitfaced and still manage to type like I have a brain in my head.

Really though, I miss getting THAT fucked up. I don't drink heavily anymore. Things get destroyed or I end up in a dangerous situation.

Tonight, I'll get blasted off some new chronic I picked up and have a few beers. My gf will be pissed when she comes home and sees my eyes. lol Ohh well.

 

I would like to point out that what I type is comprehend able.

 

could be worse, fae could be working on that newly acquired miata of his.

 

dont fucky with me!! I have not even gotten started

Wait until I get started on weight savings.

 

Edward fortyhands:

 

---- I A. -'f r. Drink isg. Time to do more work on the daily deiver.

Imma gurt ot.

 

Hey I drank 120 oz of malt liquor today too. Lets hang out

 

Currently sitting at the bar at my hotel in Chicago...don't really have a plan on how much I plan to petite my bloodstream yet...it's kinda pricy.

Do any of ou remember my epic drunken post a few years ago where I drank in an attempt to kill the potential bacteria I consumed by eating turkey that had expired several months before I decided to eat it?

 

No, please repost if you can find it. It sounds like an excellent idea.

Enjoying Bud Light Platinum myself atm, might be the last time I drink until after bootcamp.

 

Oh hell, I managed to actually find those ok posts...omg lol

https://www.miataturbo.net/insert-bs-here-4/oh-sucks-know-youll-physically-sick-within-few-hours-oh-fuck-39578/

And

https://www.miataturbo.net/insert-bs-here-4/en-joy-bitrcheets-39580/

 

SUCK MY ***** YOU FLACClD GAYS. IM DRUNK AND THEIERES MNOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. MITT ROMNY IS A STUPID ---- AND MPORMON AND OBAMA LIKES METALLICA FICK YEAK METALLICA. DAVE MUSTANE IS A DUMB BIGOT AND IM WATCHING SOUTHPARK AND DRINKING ADULT BEVRAGEDSSSS. AND MASTURBATING. FFUCK YEAH SLAYER. MY SSHOLDERS HURT BECAUSE OF CARRYING A LOG AT PT. FBUT THAS OK BECAUES IM DRUNK. ---- YEA SHAYER GANGERSTER RAP IS COOL. IM WATCHING SOUTHPARK AND SO ARE YUOU!\
YOU HAVE AIDS
SMOKINGS BAD MMMMKAY
IM MORE DRUNK THEN I THOUGHT BUT THATS OK MMMKKAYH

 

Holy ----, Shearhead got drunk off of Bud Light?

 

MUCH BUD LlGHT. NOT JUST A LITTLE I HAZ A 12 BACK AND IM NOT AFRADE TO USE IT

HAIL SATAN

 

Last noght was full of fail. Suck. The end.

 

sounds like polishing a turd to me?

 

Meh, I had like 3 or 4 beers. Nothing special.

 

When there is reply in a thread im sub'd to I can see what the person originally wrote.

Something like that.

 

Yeah I have this strange feeling. I think they call it remorse.