just had a burning movement due to massive amounts of taco hell lastnight. i swear i had to be crapping bile. those cottonell things might have eased the pain hhmmmmm

 

Sorry to hear that man... Nothing like feeling like it and nothing showing up for the party.

 

+1 On moist wipes when available...even though I feel gay using them

 

Type 6 for the lose... :(

 

I'm about to go. Place your bets...

 

Man up and use Scotchbrite pads.


OP: You need lots more prunes and don't worry about the peas. The prunes will handle it.
Just eat a dozen prunes and this will all be behind you.

 

I **** the bed until I was eight. Wait... ahaaha

 

"True story"

-Pimp C

 

NA6C - Since your current route (ie - intestines, etc) isn't working, maybe you should PM Hyper and get a suggestion for a re-route. Just a thought...

 

Just DON'T flush them down the toilet, unless you are on sewer, in which case it might be OK. If you are on septic, you WILL be paying to have field lines replaced, or the tank pumped in short order.

By the time I went to bed I had probably at least a dozen prunes, and still no go. I just broke down and drank another full bottle of magnesium citrate about an hour ago, the rest of my nights schedule is full. I hope it's mostly gone by the time I visit the doctor around noon tomorrow. I'd have to have to **** up their bathroom. Then again I know I will have to wait in the waiting room for an hour or more, so it might give me something to do. I'll bring my prunes to snack on. I felt horrible all day today, much like last night. Sat in class all day feeling like I had a bowling ball in my colon/lower digestive tract. Quit uncomfortable.

 

Dried apricots.

I was on a hike in New Mexico a few years back and a buddy had a bag of those. I very quickly dubbed the ridge we were tackling "Apricot Hill".

 

Might go try to find some of those too. I wonder how nasty a prune and apricot smoothie with olive oil would be.

 

Pretty sick I'm guessing, but if it doesn't do the job... Wow.

 

+1.

I can't believe I hadn't read this thread yet. I can't believe all you guys with constipation issues. I always understood that was more a female problem. Damn gayness of Miatas is costing some of us in more ways than one.

 

I cant believe you guys can **** 3 times a day. Where is all that **** coming from?

My buddy once ordered everything vegetarian he could possibly eat off the taco time menu. Ate it all in one sitting and crapped 4 times that day. My poor toilet.

 

They don't have to overflow from the bowl. A few small poops a day is healthy. Efficiency, like a good high flow exhaust system.

 

I am glad I use one third of the toilet paper. ***** expensive.

 

When I take the magnesium citrate, I literally use a whole roll in one night. One of the big quilted northern double rolls too. Despite not shitting, I have used more toilet paper in the last month than any month prior, by a long shot. I might definitely have to use the baby wipe/ moist wipe, whatever, tonight to avoid *** burn. Like you get on your nose when you have a runny nose and you blow it too much. I had that a few weeks ago

 

Thats the fizzy stuff that tastes like **** right?

 

Yeah. I expect the new roll I just broke out to be gone by tomorrow.