obtuse ignorance it is.

asswipe technology has come a long way.

 

New sig.

 

So how many rounds are you up to now? Estimated weight of fecal matter expelled?

 

Wow, I could change the world one wipe at a time...

 

To my surprise, only 2. Even this stuff is having a tough time breaking down whatever clog I have. Maybe 1lb so far. I'm gonna be highly irritated if this stuff doesn't pick up the pace. By this point last time I would have already been 4 or 5 times.

 

i've never been particularly regular myself, when i was a lot younger and lifting weights and all that nonsense i had problems every winter it seemed. Now when i'm feeling like i need some help i'll throw the wifes lunch in the trash and walk across the street to mcdonalds, works like magic later that night. Or on the weekend i'll drink 10+ beers and that works the next morning. A lot of the guys at work are hooked on the fiber tablets, but they call them "**** tabs." They convinced me to try on of those colon cleanser programs telling me all this stuff would happen and that my **** would look look like an oil tanker spill, but nothing ever happened to me, i kinda just figured i didn't need as much cleaning as those dirty *******. It's kinda disturbing how much i could ramble on about this ****. Anyone else buy a powerful toilet because they have a propensity to clog them? i bought a toto drake, takes down my logs nice, lol.

 

I need one. My toilet isn't up to the task anymore, but I kind of think it may have calcium build up beyond my reach to clean. Might could get it if I pulled it off the ring and hammered that **** out. I have to keep a plunger handy lately.

Some guy on a local forum, who is a self proclaimed environmental guy just "upgraded" to some fancy $1000 electric arc burning toilet. **** into a ******* bag, then drop it into a burner box and zap it. But you have to clean that **** probably every few weeks or months, and empty burned **** ash. **** that! I would imagine cleaning the burn pan would be like trying to scrape burned food off a pan. I told him I would make the neighbors lights dim, and people would think a new pope was chosen every time I zapped my ****.

 

lol, **** that is right! lol. some "environmental people" are just retarded. I have a hard time believing that the use of an electric burner that could convert **** into ash is better for the environment than 1.6 gallons of water. if one was to go through all that trouble why not just **** outside and leave it like the early morning dog walkers

 

I think he said it could be used as compost/fertilizer or something. I'm sorry, I'll use chicken **** for fertilizer on my garden, but I'm not putting my burned **** ashes around my crops.

 

I'd buy you a roll to try. I'm not above that.

yeah I'm not ready to compost my own **** yet. i'll compost my food waste and use that... (how much easier does it get? throw it in a pile, come back in 6 months and there's rich, nutritious soil you can mix with equal parts sand and clay) but there are other problems with chicken **** that make it a less than ideal choice, but that's a politics thread (and my fiancee's thesis) for another day.

 

I's one of the few that was not on his dick the last 5 years.

 

Man this is fucked up. 2 rounds, and now it's like it has vanished for the last few hours. Somewhere inside there is a mudslide waiting to erupt. I'm really quite worried now as to what they might find tomorrow. I don't think there is anything that the mag cit shouldn't be able to take care of in short order. Maybe it's something more serious than I think. Guess I will know tomorrow. Maybe waiting for more than a month on the hernia didn't mess anything up... didn't seem to be a very serious hernia. I guess looks can be deceiving.

Maybe they can pump my *** full of barium for some pictures! I HOPE SO!!! WEEEEEEEE! Follow that by cutting me open in a week or two, I'll be having some fun!

Wouldn't be the first time I had a load of white creamy up my ***

 

You guys gotta see European/German toilets. I feel like I gotta stand back and flush the damn thing with a broom handle to avoid being sucked down with my ****, things are beast.

 

I forget where I was, but I flushed one a few weeks ago that actually scared me. I wasn't expecting that much noise and shaking. I actually felt a wind come from the rushing water if flushed so fast/hard. I did it one more time just for my amazement. Like WIll Smith says "I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF DEES!"

 

high pressure toilets ftw same or less water usage but man they move it out alot faster.

 

You have gotten the model and wrote it down. I would buy one.

 

... currently 160... where the **** did it go? It didn't come out of my ***, that's for sure. Maybe I drank more than I thought and a lot of it was water weight. This is as light as I have been in something like 8 years, and about 4lb less than I have been weighing.

 

Just wait until the 'plug' is removed... Holy weight loss!

 

I like the euro and asian toilets that are just holes in the floor with pads for your feet. Just stand over it and squat. Particularly exciting when things are urgent, you have a little travelers diarrhea and that's the only available stall.

 

^ Not a fan...