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Old 04-21-2010, 05:33 PM   #61
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Old 04-21-2010, 05:40 PM   #62
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Type 4 several times a day.
Lies. Ive seen your **** before. Its fits in no category ive ever known. Looks like brown flegm, floating in olive oil and some other unknown substance. Extra terestrial bowl movements
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Old 04-21-2010, 05:52 PM   #63
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:36 PM   #64
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Is this before or after your weekly deposit in the porcelain bank?
Either or, I swear I can drop a 20lb deuce and not lose a pound...defies all laws of physics.
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Coffee in the AM, and a BM later in the morning. Daily occurance.

I work with a crazy russian dude, he swears by eating a fat chunk of butter will get you regular too. Prob works along the lines of the olive oil trick too.
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:47 PM   #66
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I have a pre workout ****, and then once more that could come at any time during the day.
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Glad I'm not the only one that ***** more than once per day...
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Old 04-21-2010, 09:40 PM   #68
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I had sausage and sauerkraut for lunch and the gas its giving me now is telling me that i'm probably going to have a good number 4 in 2 to 3 hours.

Oh and I forgot to mention, OP, I get that way when I travel so I know how you feel. Probably why I hated being a consultant so much and quit...I couldn't ever take a dump.
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Old 04-21-2010, 09:44 PM   #69
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I hope I don't jinx myself, but since about 3, I have been snacking on prunes (maybe 6 or 8 so far), have drank about 80oz of water, and have had about 4 or 5 bowls of split pea soup, and I swear I feel some rumbling and movement below. If I **** green Mt Everest I'm going to be ecstatic. Not sure if fiber and water works that fast, or if maybe it's another kind of rumbling. I might not be able to **** but I can still fart up a storm while on the toilet.
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just dropped off my daily type 3 while reading this thread

good luck man
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I request for there to be no toilet bowl pictures.

Mines ain't even on that chart.
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Old 04-21-2010, 10:33 PM   #72
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I request for there to be no toilet bowl pictures.

Mines ain't even on that chart.
Aww. Good thing you ruined the surprise. No point it posting them now...
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Four pages with no pictures. I knew it was coming soon.

"Guys check it out! Activia works!" Followed an image of a massive dump.
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:11 PM   #74
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I finish 2 laps at the ring. Get up to flush the toilet. What the hell! Oh I ate fruit loops. You know what happens when you eat purple stuff.
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why am i just seeing this thread now!


i dont really have a dump schedule, i just drop a deuce when ever my *** starts feeling like ***** about to come out of it. then i run to the thrown and blow that **** up.

speaking of ***** have you ever been sitting on the john and flatulate, at the same time a **** nugget flys out your *** like its a cannon ball.

one other thing i hate when taking a **** is when a turd come out my *** and plops in the bowl and water splashes up on my brown eye, that ****** sucks.
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Last night was a false alarm, or I jinxed myself. One of the worst night actually, super bloated and gassy, but only a small hint of anything turdish.
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I stand up to ****... is that weird?
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i think im gonna go debate an amendment to my morning constitutional....

btw, anyone else use those moist cottonell wipey things to finish the clean-up? my wife got some a few months back, and i really like the way i feel after i clean up with those. i feel fresh all day... i told her i wouldnt use that stupid ****, but i do.
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