I had to take that once when I was a kid. From what I remember it went something like this.



Good luck.

 

Did you PM Hyper about the intestine re-route?

 

It might be that much, but it surely won't support anything. I'm sure everyone wants to know, but last time I took it, I had to break out the toilet brush and paper towels to clean the ring that supports the seat. Somehow the high pressure **** spray curves around my *** and ended up all under the toilet seat and above the part of the bowl that is rinsed with water. It looked like a disaster. I expect much of the same. Imagine the pressure you get by putting your thumb over the end of a garden hose... thats about how it sounds spraying out.

 

I already did a few weeks ago. He sent me his famous block off plate kit by mistake.

 

Woooow. Impressive. I've heard of this happening before but much of it actually wound up outside the toilet.

 

Joe you better be organizing an awesomely hilarious post for this thread. You've been lurking in it for a long time.

 

We're post ******...do you really have to ask?

 

WOW! Round one of probably 10-15 is complete. That split pea soup and all of it's fiber much have kicked the other ***** *** and fought its way to the front of the line. Of course everything that comes out looks roughly like that, but this had the smell I'm at least 1/2lb lighter already. Another 10+ rounds to go.

 

My daily **** is 2lbs. Verified very consistently with before and after weigh ins.

 

Damn, hefty. At one time, or spread out throughout the day? Mine are typically several smaller ones. At least that much total a day though. I'm not gonna be happy with anything less than 4lb tonight. Before weigh in was 166. I'll post up an after weigh before I go to bed around 3am I bet I can do it.

 

so how do you guys feel about recycled TP? yes it's more expensive but I like knowing that a tree doesn't die for my filthy *******. The 7th generation double rolls have good grip and traction while still being soft and non-irritating.

the latter being very important for a 3x/day *******.

 

wtf is recycled toilet paper? I'd rather not wipe with sand paper that my finger is going to go through.

 

I can't tell if you're being obtuse and ignorant or just genuinely haven't heard of it. you probably dont buy a lot of TP with your "condition" amirite

 

I thought all toilet paper was recyclable... I mean.. it is biodegradable right??

and

 

Recycled TP? Eff that... I use $100 bills. Baller status. BTW, type 4 FTW!

 

you guys are so tender.

 

Guess what I'm doing right now.

 

No, I'm just not going to buy "recycled toilet paper" to save a few board feet of wood a year. Probably about as comfortable on my *** as Scott paper, or that **** you use in RV's. Like wiping with news paper. I would just replace wasted wood with water, to wash my hands after I got **** all over them when the paper rips to shreds.

 

Checking your prostate?

 

taking a Tim Tebow