min do you still have that other Miata you bought?

 

I used to think it was cute when I maxed out the vagina mode Autometer gauge in my last DSM on the wastegate spring. Then I rode in my buddy's 99 Dodge and watched him peg a 75psi gauge. He aint even got wastegates. I felt stunted upon.

 

yes i showed it who is bitch today

 

you took the sawzall to it?

 

I thought your car already knew you were a bitch?

 

shi-ite never gets old

 

I may have to paypal Min beer money. It's a micro-payment economic world now, right? What price for this priceless entertainment?

 

Yeasssass. Gimme mineys


I am gettibf trgougjoup. ***. Throwout beari g friday

Big news everybody. I got a super freakkkin ultra shizsauce job offer. I have worked my ars off for the dam offer. I are happy wunser

Regardibg my build. This meabs tgat i thibk i willllll

Put motor back in car I di not thibj it is possible to spend much more ib car other than
Y superswee ustim cams abd ubtack manifokd.

Bibbber! Vo. Boner too. <3<3<3<3

 

And tes. I am ubseed ibdeed. Drubk. I a
Aglly. Happy.

 

Eberybdl arre happy wunser!

 

I wish we could have the site auto-filter Fae's posts and anytime he starts hammering at the keyboard drunk it locks him out for 8 hours with an error message: "Sober up before posting FGT"

 

Maybe we can connect his PC to a breathalyzer.

 

May as well attach another breathalyzer to his toolbox while we're at it.

 

Whats your new job? Beer tester?

 

Man, every time that Sam Adams commercial comes on and they show the dude walking around the office with the little beer caddy, distributing beers in the afternoon...extreme jealousy.

 

I will felch your my little pony if you correctly guess the source for:

"im a happy wunser!"

 

Proofreader.

 

Was the pilot bearing loose on your *****?


NOW: I will attempt translation.

Yes, give Me Money.

I am getting a throwout bearing on Friday.

Big news everybody: I got an outstanding job offer. I have worked diligently for this offer. I am a happy.

Regarding my build, this means that I will put the motor back in the car. I do not think it is possible to spend much more on my car except maybe for some very good custom cams and an intake manifold.

Justin Bieber gives me a boner too.

And yes, I am obscene indeed. Drunk, I am an ally. Happy?

 

He needs to hire you on as an interpreter and build consultant

 

Only Fae will look at these two things and maybe giggle.

but not beer, vodka.