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Old Aug 15, 2012 | 03:01 PM
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He found out that he is poz
Old Aug 15, 2012 | 05:04 PM
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Srsly, please unmod Hustler so he can get his self esteem back. He's lost his mojo, baby.
Old Aug 15, 2012 | 06:30 PM
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I can't go to the racetrack in the car because I'm not fast enough.
Can't go to the gun range because I don't shoot worth a ****.
Can't go to the gym because I'm a pathetic, weak ------ who basically isn't a man.
Can't play Forza because 12-year olds beat my ***.
Can't make sex with women because I've been poz-raped too many times.
you don't need to go to the gym to workout.



you can get some hobbies that aren't competitive. you know like basket weaving, knitting, baking, you know... something more suited for people with vaginas
Old Aug 16, 2012 | 02:56 PM
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Drove from my house to cleavland 180 mile trip to 1/2 tank of gas. Never seen my car run that efficiently.
Old Aug 16, 2012 | 04:29 PM
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maybe you have a clogged injector
Old Aug 16, 2012 | 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by flying_solo
maybe you have a clogged injector
God I hope not.
Old Aug 16, 2012 | 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by flying_solo
maybe you have a clogged injector
thats not so bad, in times of emergency budget saving times, I soak my injectors in either a large bowl of carb cleaner, injector cleaner, or starting fluid. After a while soaking, I pull them out to dry, then connect wires to it then to a 12v source (in my case I had a spare connector that i just connect using a 12v AC to DC adapter), connect it to the end of a carb cleaning hose, and spray through the injector, then I do the same with compressed air. Open and close the injector, dont leave open for long periods of time
Old Aug 17, 2012 | 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by hustler
Do you highly esteemed tuning bros think someone like me has any business tuning cars? I'm thinking about giving it up since I'm effectively retarded.
As long as your not as bad as the retards up here; fully built rb26's making 400whp and bragging about how good they are at tuning, meanwhile my stock block honda makes 450whp with my half assed tune.
Old Aug 17, 2012 | 08:41 AM
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RB26 past that whp mark has an oil pump living on borrowed time
Old Aug 17, 2012 | 09:05 AM
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I was going to bed 2 hours ago. Where did this drink in my hnand come from? Goddamn it!
Old Aug 17, 2012 | 09:07 AM
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I ******* hate people...and I hate that I have to feel like the ******* for not doing anything wrong.

So...

I'm leaving my neighborhood this morning. I pull up to the entrance and notice the kids are waiting for the bus on the left side of the entrance. Mind you our entrance is like 50 feet wide. So as I stop, the bus arrives to pick up the kids. The bus stops and the door opens but no safety lights are on. Since the bus is to my left and I need to take a left, I slowly ease out to the far lane because I legally can and should have been able to without them freaking the Ffffff out. As soon as I get about 5 ft into the roadway, the bus driver starts honking and throwing her hans up, the 2 parents at the bus stop start yelling at me and flipping out....and then the safetly lights/signs on the bus come out. Only after the bus was stopped and loading children. I knew where I was going and that I wasn't going to pass the bus, I had plenty of room to pull out into my lane and wait. But now I'm the ******* in the sports car who was diregarding the law because I was absolutely going to pass the bus recklessly

I am the red line, bus is yellow.
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Old Aug 17, 2012 | 09:12 AM
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But...think of the children!
Old Aug 17, 2012 | 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by pusha
RB26 past that whp mark has an oil pump living on borrowed time
And Tomei oil pumps for the RB26 are like $1500, lol. Makes the Boundary one look very reasonable, eh?

Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
But now I'm the ******* in the sports car who was diregarding the law
You are a freaking maniac, breau! You should have threatened to kill them all with secondhand smoke next!
Old Aug 17, 2012 | 09:31 AM
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As much as I dislike kids....I'm not going to go wizzing past the school bus. God forbid I do 3 mph to set myself on the street for when the bus was done loading them
I'd almost want to leave a note at their bus stop on Monday stating "I wasn't going to pass the bus, so relax".


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Old Aug 17, 2012 | 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
I'd almost want to leave a note at their bus stop on Monday stating "I wasn't going to pass the bus, so relax".
I would. Just saying... I don't like being accused for things I didn't or wasn't going to do, and then having people yell at me and act like I'm a piece of ****.
Old Aug 17, 2012 | 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
As much as I dislike kids....I'm not going to go wizzing past the school bus. God forbid I do 3 mph to set myself on the street for when the bus was done loading them
I'd almost want to leave a note at their bus stop on Monday stating "I wasn't going to pass the bus, so relax".


I quit smoking 3 weeks ago.
Send a letter to the manager. Send them the picture and tell them what you were doing and why. Tell them you feel it is irresponsible of the driver to show such hostile behavior, as they are one of the first stops in molding the minds of our future generations.


Or something like that. You should know the bus number.
Old Aug 17, 2012 | 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by sixshooter
And Tomei oil pumps for the RB26 are like $1500, lol. Makes the Boundary one look very reasonable, eh?!
So you're saying it'd be cheaper to dry sump it...
Old Aug 17, 2012 | 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by chpmnsws6
So you're saying it'd be cheaper to dry sump it...
Um, no. The RB26 is failaids and even that Tomei oil pump won't last
Old Aug 17, 2012 | 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by chpmnsws6
Send a letter to the manager. Send them the picture and tell them what you were doing and why. Tell them you feel it is irresponsible of the driver to show such hostile behavior, as they are one of the first stops in molding the minds of our future generations.


Or something like that. You should know the bus number.
Bus route #04, bus number 1898. for xxxxxxxxxx elementary school. I got that information already lol. But in todays world, I'm sure they'd side with the driver right off the bad...I don't feel sending a letter to the school transportation would do a damn thing.
Old Aug 17, 2012 | 10:32 AM
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Just say you were driving your retarded cousin to McDonald's for breakfast and to play on the PlayPlace. You need to take the high ground here, I wonder when the last time that his driver did something philanthropic? He gets paid to hang with kids, he's a *****. You are a saint.



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